Monday, March 10, 2008

Okay I don't care who you think you are and you can say what you want. If by saying that bowling is not a sport you are so wrong. You go out there and bowl 3 games every single day and have a consistant score. You hold a 200 average, I would love to see you try. We work just as hard as any other school team and we put in a lot of time and some of us bowl outside of school bowling so instead of bowling 4 to 5 days a week we bowl 6 to 7 no breaks unless you know a snowday or something. Oh and lets see who has the most stac titles, section titles and state titles yeah the bowlers. Competition is fierce and we are good. Come out and bowl me sometime I'll show you whats good and if you think you can bet on that well bring your cash cause I will be glad to kick your ass.


One last thing for your fun and amusement:

10 reasons to date a bowler
1. We work with multiple balls
2. we know how to hit it hard
3. We always come in at the right angle
4. We know how to pick it up
5. We take a fast approach
6. We know how to bend and stay balanced
7. We like it oily...
8. ....and if its not oily we know how to work it dry
9. We have incredible aim
10. We are great at scoring

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